The Fulmar
    
        Sue Vickerman
    
        That morning, a keen wind sliced
        the cake-edge of Scotland and the tide
        whisked rocks into shortbread crumbs
        and swelled and melted like meringue
        as I held your ladder at the lighthouse window.
        You tucked and poked into draughts
        with a Swiss knife, denim braced
        against glass, while blizzard conditions
        sugared the cliffs, beat the headland
        into peaked egg-whites, made gateau
        of the scenery as ducktape unreeled
        around our circular rooms, sealing us in.
    
    
        You saw the fulmar first, thick-set,
        steering heavily against the wind.
        Like an albatross, I warned. An omen.
        You only laughed, loving his bulk;
        his lecherous, bull-necked look.
        Meanwhile the fire in our hearth, lit
        by a small match before breakfast,
        roared, unchecked, until it ignited
        the chimney; until blue flames
        leapt from the top of our tall house
        like a pudding flambé, alerting ships
        to the treacherous nature of the territory.